The Hysteria Over the Government Shutdown

By Adam Burdzy | United States

Today, I woke up. I took a shower, cleaned up the house a bit, and went about with my morning. While going through my routine, I was listening to the radio, and it turns out that the government of the United States is in a shutdown.

I wouldn’t have known that such an event was underway unless I was told. In today’s society, media is picking up on this like the little boy who cried wolf. They are making a mountain out of a molehill, calling this an evil act done by President Trump, and using the same names they used when Trump announced that he is running for president back in 2015. We are being told this is affecting us, but does it really?

You shouldn’t cry about the government shutdown. If anything, you should celebrate, maybe open up a bottle of campaign and snuggle up in a Don’t Tread on Me Blanket (only 13 bucks on Amazon) with your favorite Ron Paul book (I recommend The Revolution: A Manifesto). This is every Conservative/Libertarians dream. The government, which is way too big, has reduced itself to what it deems necessary. According to the BBC, about 25% of the US federal government isn’t being funded. Also, nine departments have been affected (Commerce, Homeland Security, Housing, Interior, Justice, Agriculture, Treasury). To add to that, around 800,000 federal workers are now furloughed.

I say, why stop there? Why not make the government even smaller, privatize most of the government departments, and remove those departments that use our taxpayer dollars to fund ridiculous projects, such as the 2010 study (if you can even call it that) performed by the National Endowment of the Humanities which went into serious extensive research to “explore the fascinating, often contradictory origins and influences of popular romance as told in novels, films, comics, advice books, songs, and Internet fan-fiction.” This burning pile of Jefferson’s was called the Popular Romance Project, which studies Romance in culture. How much did this cost the people? Only a mere $194,000.

But the smug congresspeople sitting in Washington look past this and tell you that because of evil Trump, people aren’t working, and aren’t making money. However, if they cared so much about the 800,000 people who are furloughed, shouldn’t they write a bill stating that if a shutdown were to occur, those people would still be given wages to earn a living? Being furloughed is something one must take into consideration when applying for a government job. Point of the story, don’t get a government job. Go work in the private sector.

This government shutdown can be beneficial for small government advocates. It is a great way of exposing those who believe that their entire life revolves around the government. People need to realize that there is so much more than government handouts that play any type of role in a person’s life.


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